My summer adventures

My summer adventures are hard to recount in a way that is fun and interesting. However, I will list for you the highlights of my summer "mid-pines, and hills and lakes of crystal clear."

• I got a sunburn the first week I was there ( mid June) which I STILL have tan lines from.
• I had a psychotic camper who loved me but threw fits and went into hysterics for hours and then would calm down in 30 seconds.
  
• I got dressed up as George Washington AND as Mary Poppins, on 2 different occasions.
• I got thrown in the lake by the International Counselors on the 4th of July.
• A guy died in our lake ( a public beach swimmer) like 2 weeks ago.
• I met a 18 year old from Alabama who was trying to get pregnant with her 44 year old boyfriend, bought prescription painkillers on the black market, got her nose broken by a 5-year old, and ( before camp even started) scraped her face on the bottom of a pool, leaving an attractive Hitler-moustache-esque scar
• I went to a Portland Sea-Dogs game
  
• I went Whale watching
• I learned to "jump, shake my booty" and "rock the boat"
• I helped the Swim staff lose a tan-off to the Boating staff

For now, that is all I can think of. Comment as you wish, and I'll try to edit to add things as I think of them